My heart was broken that day, shattered into a million pieces.
My ego was down the drain, I felt like shit, no more than dog feces.
She came into my life as a fresh breath of air,
she lifted me up, once again I could care.
I felt like dancing, singing and laugh,
didn’t need no spirits, pints nor draft.
It’s funny how beauty, fun and wits
can make your life feel, fulfilled and rich.
It’s funny how a girl, great ass and tits,
can make your soul heal to gold from shit.
This is the story of a woman who lured me in,
from an uncomplicated world, to a world of sin.
We met in the night, at a bar if I’m not mistaken
I had just been in a fight, heart pounding, I was a bit shaken.
She smiled at me, asked if I was ok,
I said I was not, but then said ”hey:
such is life, let’s not talk about that;
tell me your name, I want to know all the facts.”
She cracked up and laughed and we began to converse,
little did I know that this was a curse.
I fell that night head over heels,
it was capital love, do you know how that feels?
It’s like an explosion, it’s like an e,
beautiful colors, a grand cup of tea.
You can do anything, nothing is hard,
a great game of poker where you have all the cards.
A week or so went, It was great I assure you,
I said I loved her scent, she said I adore you!
Adore me?! Noone had ever adored me before,
I wanted her badly, more and more.
It was like a drug, I became addicted,
I felt sure of us, not the least bit conflicted.
I believed this to be the girl that I was to marry,
the one to spend my life with, the one my baby to carry.
But then came the fatal day when I introduced her to my mate,
this is where the curse kicked in, I believe it was fate.
She said hello, he said the same,
I felt a bit aqward, but then ashamed.
I hade nothing to worry about, he was my friend,
we were partners in crime, side by side to the end.
I let go of the feeling, embraced my trust,
but I was wrong, this was unjust.
I found them in bed, an early spring morning,
I knew it! I said, and I began mourning
They tried to call, but I kept away
I had a loss for words, what was I to say?
They had betrayed me, gone behind my back
I now felt anger, my soul was cracked
I turned from the good life, the life I had lead
I went and bought a knife, revenge in blood-red
I looked my friend up, his exact floor
I waited and waited, behind his front door
When he came home I took him by surprise
I waved the knife and said: ”this is for your lies!”
I stabbed him once, twice, three times a charm,
I even sliced his elbow, and off came his arm
Armless and pityful, sobbing like a little baby
He asked me to stop, I told him: maybe
Nah, I said, I don’t think so buster
how much can you take, how much can you muster?
Little I’m afraid, he died on the spot
the end is near for this sinister plot
When he was dead, I hid him inside
I called up my love and cried and cried
Peter’s in trouble, I think he might die!
She ran like the wind, worried like hell
When she came through the door, she stumbled and fell
Over the arm i had removed from Peter,
Into the bloody mess that belonged to the cheater
She started screaming, horrified and afraid
This is where the police came in, they made huge raid
They arrested her on the spot
for the murder of my friend
This is the conclusion of the plot
I had my revenge, the end!